Infographic: Internet speeds and costs around the world http://bit.ly/3simno UK’s rank is unsurprising, but disappointing.

Trying to figure out if @LeDonk is Paddy Considine in character http://bit.ly/4yMh6E or Warp Films’ PR/social media dept doing a bad job.

RT @damianjennings Fuck. 5pm and dark. FUCK YOU WINTER. FUCK YOU IN THE FACE.

Funny: London Tube map for tourists: http://bit.ly/oKBoo [via @linkmachinego]

And now you know why you see so many one-legged pigeons: http://bit.ly/GPrmu

People who describe themselves as “funny” are generally anything but.

RT @atkinsc99 Starsuckers’ lawyers have seen off #CarterRuck & Max Clifford - film will be screened uncut. «Hooray!

Here’s a different perspective: a video history of male nudity in sci-fi: http://bit.ly/rwd3G [NSFW, but it’s the WEEKEND]

Just perused 80 posts in “straight” category on Fleshbot: only ONE was about a man. And that was in ‘cougar’ context. Sexist porn: FUCK OFF.

Craving a rare steak so badly that if a gazelle happened across my path, I might be tempted to rip its neck apart, lion-style. Yum.