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Enjoying schadenfreude of Murdoch squirming: http://bit.ly/vmlPv As @Glinner says: Take that, you warmongering, corrosive diseased ballsack!
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For the record, as I’m sure people will ask me later, I find this misandrist and offensive to both men and women: http://bit.ly/13u1TZ
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Becoming immune to caffeine, apparently.
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My keyboard is beginning to feel very sullied. It, like me, needs a damn good clean.
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If there are any men who aren’t sexist pigs, could you please go and comment here: http://bit.ly/f3rXu I’m busy writing a book about sex.
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In the last eight hours, I’ve had six cups of coffee/green tea and drunk approximately 0.06% of their (cold) contents. A higher % is needed.
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Needing a super-strength, high-energy, rocket-fuel-like caffeine injection. And when I say ‘injection’, I do mean intravenously.
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One day I’ll create an artwork of ‘Everyone I’ve ever slept with - who now follows me on Twitter’; there are quite a few. (Hello boys/girl!)
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Tsk tsk Guardian: nice to be quoted http://bit.ly/hEw2G but always credit the source http://bit.ly/RMFkU [via @kristina_lloyd]
