Someone’s described me as “the Jade Goody of sexblogging”. I really, really don’t know how I should interpret -or feel about- that.

Twelve Monkeys, perhaps, @BoogleHoops, but if THC is going to fuck up, let’s hope it’s more of the Back to the Future variety. “Hey, McFly!”

I don’t think tweets should ever be described as blow by blow, @kateweb. That just gives give cock-sucking a bad name.

After a 16 hour day, I am ready to put my work on hold and fart-arse around on the Internet. Besides evil Mandelson, what else a g’wan?

I thought the LHC was trying to fuck things up from the future? They’ve got it working now? Bugger: that’s that theory blown out the water.

If you’ve just tweeted a spoiler for the entire Flashforward series to me, @voxbaryton, I’m going to be pretty pissed off with you.

I’ve got a tenner on a flux capacitor suddenly appearing in the LHC. Dead cert.

Interesting @newscientist interview with Belle de Jour: on science and prostitution http://bit.ly/6vOsVg

A quick chortle http://bit.ly/wh4MF and then back to work.

This is how Mandelson & his cronies wish the Internet operated: http://bit.ly/2UYL2H (via @Glinner) #stopmandy #warontheweb #digitaleconomy