If I go on about teas in the next few weeks it’s because my @AdagioTeas delivery’s...
Sep 30th
Oh, re “Satan’s wank sock” (my last tweet), it was describing a London-based film...
Sep 30th
.@Ianhlhm @katebevan The whole point of #TeaCampLondon is to try out new tea. I guarantee...
Sep 30th
I’ve just been reliably informed by @SteveSparshott that a particular film director is...
Sep 30th
For everyone else (besides @Suw, who reminded me): I’ll be getting #TeaCampLondon sorted for...
Sep 30th
OK all, #TeaCampLondon: It’ll be early next year, in London. It’s about testing out and...
Sep 30th
I had better shut up before I destroy someone’s career. If you want film gossip: Michael Caine...
Sep 30th
Have deleted earlier tweet about The Sun email: didn’t realise it was a joke and don’t...
Sep 30th
I should probably have a ‘bad language’ warning because I swear a fuck of a lot....
Sep 30th
Sometimes I think I should say ‘hi’ to new followers; but mostly I just wonder: why the...
Sep 30th
Interesting email about The Sun, found in a Brighton bin (#Lab09): http://bit.ly/OSvpq Can you...
Sep 30th
Tons to do today, but after seeing a girl in ‘Playboy’ boots, I’ve got to have a...
Sep 30th
Oh @plord, if only the credit crunch could be eased with a little manual relief; the only people...
Sep 29th
Better lube up that arse, Cameron, Murdoch’s looking forward to having you:...
Sep 29th
Thank fuck #Gameswipe is above JonfuckingGosselin in Twitter’s trending topics.
Sep 29th
Even the mouseover text is apt for me: http://xkcd.com/642/
Sep 29th
A little bit of Simon’s cat (new!) to warm up the Internet: http://bit.ly/2i4gNi
Sep 29th
Salon on Polanski: the only piece you should read. http://bit.ly/3wIZ7E
Sep 29th
If I were to list 3 of my favourite things, I’d say: a sexy man; cats; writing paraphernalia....
Sep 29th
Flash Forward verdict: promising. Even if I do want to smack Fiennes in the gob.
Sep 29th
Real progress from Salon http://bit.ly/3wIZ7E would be society’s acceptance of rape as issue...
Sep 29th
Fantastic Salon piece on Polanski, @kateharding. [http://bit.ly/3wIZ7E] Thank you for stating the...
Sep 29th
The wonderful, funny, Atheist’s Guide To Christmas is published Thursday. All profits to...
Sep 29th
I wish there were USB ports –a là eXistenZ– in my parents, so I could upload Mac FAQ into them and...
Sep 28th
Encounters with 5x 2” spiders whilst trying to read gas meter makes me accept my arachnophobia...
Sep 28th
RT @jackschofield: Philip K Dick - Letter regarding Blade Runner http://bit.ly/4pQ5Il...
Sep 27th
Having spent the last four weeks trying to avoid spoilers/reviews/Twittertalk, I am finally off to...
Sep 27th
To the PA who just emailed me from The Tyra Show: no, I am not interested. Also: don’t assume...
Sep 27th
I spoke too soon: unable to get to the D9 screening. Settled for a meal in Chinatown instead; nice,...
Sep 27th
It’s time to put on some pants and go on a steak and red wine hunt, I think.
Sep 26th
Good news, bad mood: swings and roundabouts.
Sep 25th
Evidently Hollywood has no original ideas. And/or 1980s filmmakers are skint. No. More. Remakes....
Sep 25th
The Fly remake? Sorry Cronenberg, I may love you, and you might need the $, but without Goldblum...
Sep 25th
Although I will confess to being in a state of semi-arousal thinking about Ridley Scott’s...
Sep 25th
Fuck me, I want to see this: http://bit.ly/UIc5O They include sexbots, right?
Sep 25th
The Dalai Lama: a feminist http://bit.ly/10epG9
Sep 24th
I must stop replying to work emails at midnight. I must stop replying to work emails at midnight. I...
Sep 24th
Sometimes you’ve got to give credit where it’s due, so I’ve got to say:...
Sep 24th
However, Barclays on the other hand are a pile of shit. I’ve been to FIVE branches, none of...
Sep 24th
Wishing it was this time tomorrow, now.
Sep 24th
Ever wanted some data visualisations to drool over? Here you go: http://chartporn.org/
Sep 24th
In an extraordinarily good mood. So there, fuckers.
Sep 24th
The Windows 7 party video? GREAT viral. As in, it’s SO bad, ALL OF YOU (and I) ARE TALKING...
Sep 24th
Maybe I’m just too cynical (I really am), but this whole MS 7 party video smells like a stunt....
Sep 24th
.@mivox Ask any PR: better to have the brand in the headlines/internet gossip, being talked about,...
Sep 24th
Wishing I had some stronger painkillers.
Sep 23rd
OMG, Elite is 25 years old?! http://bit.ly/s0sU1 I feel so…OLD. [Q&A with @frontierdev 7pm...
Sep 23rd
RT @TaylorHerringPR Wanted: experienced online PRs to work on high profile film, music, TV and DVD...
Sep 23rd
Multiple online presence PROS: World domination. CONS: It takes effort. Mental note: must update...
Sep 23rd
RT @acton Nice work, team Dopplr! “Nokia to acquire UK Startup Dopplr”...
Sep 23rd
Perform, obviously. The prior spelling was the valium speaking.
Sep 23rd
Encountered a helpful person in a Customer Services call centre; checking it’s not a blue...
Sep 23rd
Looks like I will have to perfrom surgery (when my shoulder recovers): http://bit.ly/17B8Wm Oh...
Sep 23rd
Geek help: FW message on Apple Mail becomes invisible (white text: white background). Can’t...
Sep 23rd
Geek help pt. 2: my dad’s Powerbook (battery life: pants) goes to sleep randomly, eg. whilst...
Sep 23rd
18 hours post-arthrogram, and I can barely type, my shoulder hurts so much. Bugger and damn it.
Sep 23rd
Wish I was at Moo party. Bastard fucking shoulder.
Sep 22nd
http://twitpic.com/ipn7r - It is still only SEPTEMBER, for fuck’s sake.
Sep 22nd
My shoulder arthrogram was very painful. Seriously: I cried for 15 minutes of the 20 minute...
Sep 22nd
Yes, I WAS pimping a Christmas book (http://bit.ly/x9rBf) a few days ago, but it’s for CHARITY...
Sep 22nd
Off for an arthrogram and MRI of my (slighter better, but still dislocating) shoulder. I admit to...
Sep 22nd
Amazingly, I am still alive, and only suffering mild palpitations and teeth grinding from recent...
Sep 21st
Although if someone could inform me of the side effects of too many wasabi peas I’d be...
Sep 21st
Having a brief play with the next door neighbour’s cat has made me sleepy. This is not a...
Sep 21st
Hilarious: @drhorrible on the Emmy’s and why the Internet is the future of broadcasting. (Or...
Sep 21st
O Rly @Screenjabber? I also have the silver lacquer from the keyboard of my Macbook Pro under my...
Sep 21st
Oh dear, @Screenjabber If you think that’s third base, you clearly need to read my new book....
Sep 21st
I smell of dead tree, printer ink and more than a hint of stale, cold coffee.
Sep 21st
Don’t worry everyone, I won’t be whoring my book out all over the place. (Yet. Wait...
Sep 21st
Transformers 3: G.A.Y. http://bit.ly/G3SBl
Sep 20th
Rude O’ Clock.
Sep 20th
Discovering something on t’Net which has made my blood boil. I’m calmly going to switch...
Sep 19th
.@amanda Fuck yes.
Sep 19th
http://twitpic.com/iaapn - Sandwiched between @SimonJCLeBON & @Herring1967; I’m thrilled...
Sep 19th
Grr, Twitpic cut off my link, will retry. Please hold.
Sep 19th
I’m in a @SimonJCLeBON & @Herring1967 sandwich - in The Atheist’s Guide to Xmas:...
Sep 19th
RT @danielmaier: Ace Peep Show and classic IT Crowd. Stuck to my seat by comedy....
Sep 18th
What happens when a celebrity Googles themselves? This: http://bit.ly/ShCqK Carrie Fisher’s...
Sep 18th
My Ecover products delivery was surrounded by polystyrene. ECO FAIL.
Sep 18th
Doing the have-a-shower vs. not-hear-the-postman-when-he-arrives-with-my-package dance. But, with...
Sep 18th
http://twitpic.com/i2yn1 - The brilliant @miketd in full plinth-dancing effect. #oneandother
Sep 17th
Before anyone says it, yes, I *am* still using Tiger. OK? I’ll eventually get around to Snow...
Sep 17th
Fucking .docx. Why the fuck did .doc’s have to change? And why don’t people alter their...
Sep 17th
Drinking so much green tea (Gyokuro FYI), I am tempted to begin snorting it, to enable a more...
Sep 17th
BREAKING: My friend @miketd will be dancing on the plinth at 6.00PM(BST) today. I command you to...
Sep 17th
Live, right NOW, is @miketd, dancing his arse off on http://www.oneandother.co.uk [Go to...
Sep 17th
The other day I forgot the link to the audio follow-up of Josh Olson’s I Will Not Read Your...
Sep 17th
Not quite sure what to make of this description of @paulcarr as “a handjob gone wrong”:...
Sep 16th
Although if your main ambition in life is to be “snarky” you really need to get a...
Sep 16th
Does the New York Times steal/license info from IMDB, or has a real person uploaded (some of) my...
Sep 16th
Honestly, if you’re going to be a snarky blogger, then a) get your facts right, and b) at...
Sep 16th
Confused about a handjob resulting in a pregnancy. Surely that’d take some serious directional...
Sep 16th
Surely it’d make more sense if the blog post had described @paulcarr as “a good dancer,...
Sep 16th
Just been invited to do a talk in Ireland about sexual liberation. Awesome! Watch this space…
Sep 16th
The biggest laughs (and applause) I’ve ever had at a book reading -which included blasphemy...
Sep 16th
Power cable appears to not be charging my MacBook Pro; I have no time to find a new one. To say...
Sep 16th
If it were possible to corrupt oneself with content, like a file affected by dodgy code, then I...
Sep 15th
With the death of Swayze, the classic film ‘Point Breakback Mountain’ springs to mind:...
Sep 15th
“I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script” - part two, and even more brilliant. [via...
Sep 14th
“I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script”: http://bit.ly/XolPo - brilliant.
Sep 14th
Completely thrown by the discovery that the clock on my Nokia N95 is 30 minutes slow. (Not an hour:...
Sep 14th
The Boy Paradox: http://bit.ly/RP2ap (Give me a nerd, everytime.)
Sep 13th
Sorry to miss #interesting09 today, but need to work (and wake up).
Sep 12th
Hello, fucked-up bodyclock, and how are you today?
Sep 11th
Immigration line at Heathrow looks like JFK on a bad day. Welcome to Britain!
Sep 11th
At the airport, waiting to board my flight back to the UK. Drinking McDonald’s coffee because...
Sep 11th
Just got off the bumpiest ferry journey ever; I actually thought we would capsize. Ugh. Now off to...
Sep 10th
It would appear that talking loudly on your mobile ‘phone whilst on a train is not solely...
Sep 10th
This is why I love New York: here’s some video I shot of breakdancers in a subway station an...
Sep 10th
Watch
NYC breakdancers
Sep 10th
All this sunshine and being surrounded by happy fucking people has taken the edge off my...
Sep 10th
My misanthropy has returned, via an email that has me absolutely livid. I’m sick of sexism in...
Sep 10th
Gutted to be missing @LDNtwestival tonight. Congrats to all those working on it, it looks like...
Sep 10th
Been slightly put off spending the day on the beach due to 20 foot waves and breach of the...
Sep 10th
Damn it, it’s bikini-removal time. Not even I, ,a hardened Brit, can brave this wind without...
Sep 10th
There’s sleep rationing in these parts or a conspiracy against me; either way I need some...
Sep 10th
I can’t believe I just swam in the Atlantic. In September. And it was warm.
Sep 9th
Looking out at blue skies, warm sun and a sandy beach; definitely not having geekgasms about...
Sep 9th
After a 2AM videogame battle (I love making Captain America kick an American’s arse),...
Sep 9th
Absolutely delighted to see that I have brought some British Rain with me to Fire Island. Wet beach...
Sep 9th
On my third dirty Martini; supposedly there’s a two-limit rule here.
Sep 9th
In the space of three minutes, nine strangers smiled and said hello to me as I walked past them: a...
Sep 8th
On ferry to Fire Island. The boat’s driver’s wearing a t-shirt with CAPTAIN printed on...
Sep 8th
Doing last minute packing for Fire Island. I hope the mozzies are preparing a welcoming party for...
Sep 8th
Is there a London Girl with a One Track Mind campaign that I’m unaware of? I’ve had a...
Sep 8th
You read this http://bit.ly/4vWefK and think, ‘What fucking planet are they on?!’ and...
Sep 7th
http://twitpic.com/guafn - And we mustn’t forget R2-D2 and Yoda; it’s a Pez royal flush.
Sep 7th
For those asking, the giant Star Wars Pez dispensers are over a foot (12”) long. Much bigger...
Sep 7th
http://twitpic.com/gvgje - The real NY (Alphabet City).
Sep 7th
I can’t believe I’ve been dealing with emails for five hours; I’ve not even had a...
Sep 7th
http://twitpic.com/gu9gy - Giant. Pez. Star Wars. What more do you need?
Sep 7th
http://twitpic.com/gua5y - Where are Chewbacca and C-3PO? Here, of course.
Sep 7th
It’s slightly disconcerting to see “Labor Day sale!” ads when visiting the...
Sep 7th
Heading uptown to meet @jilltwiss for dinner. Drunken tweets may ensue.
Sep 6th
Running total so far: Coffees - 18; Teas - 9; Whisky sours - 5; Manhattans - 2; Hot chocolate...
Sep 6th
Oh, and if anyone posts any season two finale spoilers on Twitter later, I will personally come...
Sep 6th
Boring Bite Update: I have obtained THREE more bites whilst I was ASLEEP. Perhaps I should audition...
Sep 6th
It’s 6:30am: what has woken me up, three hours into my sleep? Me, scratching my bites in my...
Sep 6th
My ankles are bleeding; I blame the Militant Mosquitoes™.
Sep 6th
Can’t believe I bumped into @darryl1974 in the West Village. Now off to Sweet Rhythm for a...
Sep 5th
Off to lunch in the West Village and then a trip to http://www.thehighline.org - I can’t wait.
Sep 5th
And the moral of today is: don’t mix tequila with whisky. Ugh.
Sep 5th
Drinking a delicious Whisky Sour in a Lower East Side bar, made by an Irish barman who gave us free...
Sep 5th
Slightly gutted to be missing both the London Twestival (day before I leave NY) and the New York...
Sep 4th
.@AndrewRHill Not everyone recovers from Lyme; just look at author Amy Tan: http://bit.ly/9poGu
Sep 4th
Revenge Of The Mozzies Redux: The Return of The Swollen Itchy Lumps.
Sep 4th
Am I being a neurotic Brit because I’m worried about catching Lyme disease after I visit Fire...
Sep 4th
Calculating that I’ve walked 2.5 miles today and still have 3 to go. Right, tea, NoLita, here...
Sep 3rd
Sitting in the (awesome) WiFi room at the (awesome) @NYPL, in (awesome) NYC. Awesome.
Sep 3rd
RT @charlesarthur: Douglas Adams, 10 years ahead of his time as ever. http://bit.ly/xvzrr...
Sep 3rd
http://twitpic.com/gazyy - From what I hear, at this East Village club no one follows orders.
Sep 3rd
Acclimatisation complete: thinking I was a native, an out-of-towner Mid Westerner just asked me for...
Sep 3rd
Debating right wing reaction to Obama’s Healthcare reforms earned me 25% off some shoes today....
Sep 3rd
Verizon (US mobile phone company) ad: Teenager to his father - “Dad, cool it with the Twitter...
Sep 3rd
Convicted woman-beater, cockhead fuckwad Chris Brown has three separate trending hashtags on...
Sep 3rd
Oversharing? That’s me: the good, the bad and the multiple orgasms. Vote NOW...
Sep 2nd
I love Twitter. Thanks to @eddieizzard’s heads-up tweet, I’m now going to Phill...
Sep 2nd
Attempting to fight off jetlag with some green tea, a nectarine and The Power of Grayskull.
Sep 2nd
What’s the time? Time for Katz’s, that’s what. Salted (or corned, if you’re...
Sep 1st
What the producers of When Harry Met Sally didn’t want you to know: Meg Ryan wasn’t...
Sep 1st
.@charlesarthur The babies here only cry when they see people dressed in shiny spandex.
Sep 1st
Slept like a a baby. Like a baby listening to police sirens, garbage trucks, cabs, and what sounded...
Sep 1st
Hello, New York! Bit sticky, innit?
Aug 31st
In a cab headed to the Lower East Side. Boring Hair Update #1: from glossy tonged waves to humid...
Aug 31st