January 2012
Yes, yes and yes. http://t.co/sKXKVFyw
December 2011
I think I’ve *finally* finished work for the day. I may even - shock! horror! - set an email out-of-office responder till tomorrow. inorite?
There are Twiki noises coming from the bathroom.
RT @wowser: I thought I’d completed a triathlon today, but apparently napping, eating marzipan and wanking aren’t so-called ‘sports’.
This. RT @encratica: Christmas time, misanthrope and whine.
November 2011
Doing my hair and putting on a posh frock for a thing.
This evening’s achievement: beat @encratica at Puzzle Quest - my first time playing it. *does irritating ‘victory is mine!!!’ air-punches*
Oh, new followers (hi!): I mostly tweet about cats, robots, feminism, politics and cake. I swear like fuck. I rarely talk about cock. Sorry.
Totally agree. MT @jackschofield: How Facebook is ruining sharing, by @mollywood at CNet http://t.co/63XUh2lY @guardian app implicated
This needs a RT. It’s a puffling. In a bucket. You will love it: http://t.co/HFSBdZB via @encratica
Fantastic day. So much support for my Guardian piece gu.com/p/33cm6, for @BrookCharity and for @ComedySex - thanks all. Tickets going fast!
Some exciting news: we have an addition to the @ComedySex bill: the brilliant @Baddiel! Buy tickets now! http://t.co/QxT22RYM
Piece filed. Now, about three gazillion emails to reply back to. *prepares for bleeding fingers*
Argh. Good argh, but still argh all the same. Argh.
RT @Jason_Cobb: My @audioboo with @girlonetrack has just hit 1,000 plays. Message about online identity still as strong as ever http://t …
RT @thefworduk: 130 feminists on the interests list. Amazing! Add yourself to it here http://t.co/qOcThM08
RT @sixthformpoet: The more Twitter tells me it’s over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outs …
Thanks all, great suggestions, cheers.
Just discovered that a friend I no longer speak to has recently described me as “an opinionated, loud mouth fucker”. *beams with pride*
Was caught boozing in the pub by @scatatkins, prior to filming with him tomorrow morning. Oops. Also, *burp*.
The man behind me on the bus has said “cunt” 32 times in the last four minutes. I’m allowed to punch him once every 7.5 seconds, right?
Excellent. Nice big list http://t.co/CzCObbCQ to pick 3-4 women per week, then. ;-) RT @MockTheWeek: @girlonetrack we always do, Zoe :-)
Comedians: a list
Earlier today, I asked for recommendations of female comedians to follow/go and see live. The lovely people of Twitter did not disappoint; here is (in no particular order, but I have eliminated any non-UK based ones, sorry) the full list of recommendations from almost a hundred people:
Jen Brister Andi Osho Sarah Millican Shappi Khorsandi Helen Arney Joanna Neary Miranda Hart Susan Calman Josie...
October 2011
I wish people wouldn’t allow auto-tweets from You Tube saying how much they “liked” a video. I couldn’t give a fuck, really.
Excellent piece by @bimadew about racism and skin colour - http://t.co/FuNVual4 - but fucking hell, some of the comments are *awful*. Sigh.
Are those actual *words* coming out of Boris’ mouth? He really shouldn’t bother speaking. #newsnight
Great to see my NYC friends @Swerdloff @funkybrownchick @jilltwiss live-tweeting the @fotsn show @ Soho Playhouse. :)
Sorry (everyone), I meant ‘frack yeah’. Also, OMFG, BSG is good.
♥ this. RT @james_blue_cat: Battle of Isengard. Lego. http://t.co/xJpqIcU2
RT @megpickard: Well, this doesn’t happen every day. Kurdish protesters hopped security barrier at @guardian HQ & staging sit-in on main …
“Be Cute.” FUCK. OFF. http://t.co/aDC0wfmZ
September 2011
Better. (And arse now 0.0000000000001% firmer.)
<whisper>It’s actually too hot to sleep.</whisper>
I’m sorry, but HAHAHA YOU GULLIBLE FUCKWITS. http://t.co/GP8RyOcI
“4 Words That Seduce Any Man. Anytime.” FFS. MT @oliverburkeman What women want, according to covers of US women’s mags http://t.co/7Sj9XNuF
I’m RTing this, because it is SO good. Things Could Be Worse: http://t.co/FVUE6n1J Someone give this guy a book deal, yeah?
Ah, lovely. Most Embarrassing Deleted Scenes from Science Fiction and Fantasy Movies: http://t.co/mYCkaUbq
Lovely to bump into @evarley and @mikemarcus whilst grocery shopping. North London rocks. :)
RT @cox_tom: I would be highly surprised if I saw a more pornographic picture of a tree today than this: http://t.co/3sb9cyI7
RT @MartinSLewis: Read Wonga’s response to my ‘at their interest rate £100 becomes over £10 trillion in 7 years’ blog. Its here -> h …
August 2011
Ooh! Phwoar. http://scalaforever.co.uk
This. MT @BrookCharity: Great work by @EdForChoice - unbiased pregnancy choices support is vital for all women http://bit.ly/poUHII
Clark, I’m ready and waiting. X http://t.co/vJs4XOc
If you’ve been following the #notw #hackgate story, you NEED to watch @scatatkins’ Starsuckers tonight, More4, 11.10pm: http://bit.ly/diuGcu
July 2011
RT @msnaughty: Why aren’t you people RTing the glory that is “You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man”? This SHOULD be a hit! …
Fluffy the Vampire Slayer: http://bit.ly/mW1C4Y
This post, and its comments, offers an interesting perspective: Why We Care About Monogamy: http://bit.ly/qE0gXS (Poss NSFW)
Compare http://twitpic.com/5vs1x3 & contrast http://twitpic.com/5vs2c5 @HuffingtonPost are SEO scumfucks; gutter press indeed.
Wine on the way, seats outside, warm evening: WIN.
This. Just this: @jsmooth995 on bad news, grief, social media and empathy: http://bit.ly/qzU0sV