June 2009
http://www.spreadpersepolis.com/ Spread the word, because pictures say it best. #IranElection
My Humerus is not being very humourous today. Get back into that socket, you loose, painful, bastard.
Wiping the blood off the wall. (Not my blood, thankfully.) (A mosquito’s: I murdered the little biting bastard fucker.)
You’re all cynical fuckers, aren’t you? It wasn’t MY blood: I watched the mozzie fly in the window, then I KILLED it. As for the next one…
P.P.S. Although I bet none of them managed to wangle in a fetish for Xmas strawberry creams. Just saying. Buy it! http://bit.ly/jgLua
P.S. http://bit.ly/jgLua is for charity & features far better writers than I: eg. @RichardDawkins @CharltonBrooker @BenGoldacre @herring1967
Very proud to be one of the contributing authors to @ArianeSherine’s “The Atheist’s Guide To Christmas” http://bit.ly/jgLua Buy it, now!
To my hot boyfriend, who is watching the amount of tweeting - and not working - that I am doing: I am turning the Internet back off…NOW. X
I want my 69 pence back, please. #godsavethequeen
Is ‘Jackson’ a verb yet? There must be some way to exploit it whilst I currently gulp down copious amounts of painkillers.
I can’t believe I recently used the term ‘sexbloggerdar’. Anyway, however stupid it sounds, I haz it.
I’m clearly the last person in the world/on Twitter to wish @jemimakiss congratulations on her wedding. Better late than never? Congrats!
I also hate the selfish wanker 4X4 owners http://bit.ly/CAtRj @chirdeep, but it’s the cigarettes I can smell in my office when I’m working..
As an ex-smoker, I am fully entitled - and qualified - to say: I fucking hate people who smoke. Stinky, selfish fuckers all of ‘em.
Spending over half an hour on the ‘phone to 3 Customer Services is my most favourite kind of activity on a Sunday morning.
So desperate for a piece of (dark) chocolate I am eating a spoonful of cocoa powder mixed with sugar. #Justdoingmybittofulfillthestereotype.
Just fished a (small) fly out of my (freshly brewed) green tea: am continuing to drink it. I am a dignified, classy (lazy) lady, it is true.
The rules on Twitter, @paulcarr are: never make jokes about Jizz, Jesus, or Jackson.
Getting irritated by the Daily Mail-type bollocks spouted in this crappy article about Internet dating: http://bit.ly/gHGNZ
UK media coverage of Glastonbury is equivalent to live-blogging a picnic: it’s utterly scintillating.
http://twitpic.com/8h559 - ELEVEN front page stories about MJ including a LIVE BLOG (NB. he’s DEAD) and just ONE about #IranElection. Is …
As a pacifist optimist, I love Joan Baez’s #IranElection tribute: http://bit.ly/fqv3 As a pessimist I think: revolution NOW.
With media/broadcasters attending, @yiannopoulos, why not show some #IranElection support, a la Robbie Fowler? http://bit.ly/85fYv #Moonwalk
Maybe I’m just a grouchy old cynic, but I think that if you find yourself with a media platform you should exploit that to SAY something.
Anyone that knows me might be shocked I tweeted something football-related, but for those of us political types, in 1997 Fowler done GOOD.
It’s just a shame that more people in the public eye -or w/ a media platform- don’t use the opportunity to do some political good. #moonwalk
Right, back to work - and being a fame-hungry, attention-seeking, media-whore.
I’d be more impressed by a #Moonwalk flashmob if the organisers suggested everyone wear “Stop the bloodshed in Iran” t-shirts. #IranElection
Celebrity death: media response http://bit.ly/16QIYa Fab cartoon by @itsjohncampbell [Thanks, @kateweb!]
Celebrity death: media response http://bit.ly/16QIYa [Can’t recall who sent me this, sorry]
Wondering what bad news is going to be buried today.
RT @megpickard: I’m hoping someone makes a “Uri Geller Bereavement 09 media tour” shirt. Such energy. Such commitment. Such random anecdotes
ATTENTION: Jeff Goldblum is NOT dead. FAKED story, joke link: http://bit.ly/l3xgZ Don’t be so gullible, folks: stop RTing lies.
Admittedly I am relieved about Jeff Goldblum: he’s still on the top of my “to do” list.
Wondering if Elton John will be remixing Candle in the Wind again.
Eyewitness account of Neda’s death - from the doctor who tried to save her life. http://bit.ly/piCRL #IranElection
Very excited about being a finalist in the #NomNomNom event. “Like Masterchef, but for bloggers”? It’s WAR: I aim to WIN http://bit.ly/xw3cM
Dear neighbour, please spray some WD40 on the springs of your kid’s trampoline, you insensitive, selfish wanker. Thanking you kindly, Zoe
I’m so clumsy, I keep tripping and kicking my left foot against my right; my ankle’s been bleeding for over a week. #ThingsIHaveBumpedInto
If changing profile to “Tehran” hides Iran-based Tweets, doesn’t a green ‘solidarity’ pic eliminate you being Iranian? Contradictory, no?
“Please help us; it is time to act.” http://bit.ly/GWcX5 Heartbreaking. #IranElection
“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” - Thomas Jefferson #IranElection
Back in the day, when we had a “blog meet”, we were never tempted to call it a “bleet”; why, when it’s a “twitter meetup” is it a “tweetup”?
I just absentmindedly reached around (NB. Not a ‘reach around’) my neck & my entire shoulder detached itself from its socket. Loose bastard.
RT @persiankiwi Kayhan - Iranian Gov newspaper - has tonight called for the arrest of Mousavi - #Iranelection RT RT RT
http://twitpic.com/87udh - The real Banksy — if Banksy was an illiterate, ignorant, talentless twat. I hate Twitter fakers.
http://twitpic.com/843pv - The lovely @aleksk, recording Tech Weekly.
http://twitpic.com/83tog - At The Guardian, about to record the Tech Weekly podcast.
