Suffering from the extraordinarily uncomfortable, but thankfully easily curable, medical condition known as Frozen Nipple.
RT @krishgm: The Channel 4 search for disabled tv presenters - if you’re interested go this address http://bit.ly/czjoPE
My first ever interview, 10 years ago, by journo @cooper_marc: http://bit.ly/9bvGSq Fab actress (and in my film!) Anna Wing also in pic! #fb
Hey, I don’t hate fat people - some of my best friends are fat! - @MauraKellyBlog http://bit.ly/cWM88P Internet, over to you.
Best. Sign. Ever. (Snapped in Newham, London, by my friend @GideonLA) http://twitpic.com/30uzm7
Well, that’s a first: a Liz Jones column I actually agree with http://bit.ly/bZPtYQ Nice to see she’s challenging materialism/women in debt.
Eating a home-made, all-natural, orange-juice, ice-lolly. Because a) I can, and b) I enjoy using up the world’s surplus in hyphens.
I’ve uploaded the BBC News clip of me and @torybear debating Nadine Dorries’ (lack of) blogging etiquette: http://bit.ly/dzMYRS #fb
Heh. RT @SamiraAhmedC4: When TV news goes new-Meeja-tastic. Cringeingly plausible. http://bit.ly/akmRGK
This is v cool. RT @megpickard: Is there a time-traveler on a mobile phone in this 1928 Chaplin movie? http://bit.ly/9kiwSQ
Dear Q, please hire journalists/bloggers who know the difference between “your” and “you’re”: http://bit.ly/b2R1zb Love, Zoe xoxox. #qawards
I have Writers’ Arse AKA Eating-Toast-Itis. *sigh*
Last night I witnessed THREE women use the lavatory (separately) and NOT wash their hands afterwards. Ladies, you disgust me.
Pirate prose. http://twitpic.com/2wpqwx
Fantastic post by @jonsnowC4 - RT: Equal pay? Women paid 16% less than men; over 40, 27% less. Where’s the revolution? http://bit.ly/bw144S
OMFG. RT @DannyUK: @girlonetrack I’ve seen guys at work go for number twos and then not wash their hands. Grim.
Many, many laughs at Hammersmith. Great gig, @ajhmurray.
In Hammersmith a little early; where can a nice girl like me find some decent whisky around here?
RT @NewsArse: Banksy to create new Eastenders title sequence http://bit.ly/cdD1pD
Fantastic set by @_chris_ramsey warming up for @ajhmurray.
There might be a cleavage accident today, that’s all I’m saying.
RT @theswm: VIRUS WARNING: There’s a worm going around Twitter that infects your tweets and makes it sound like you watch ITV reality shows.
Full drum set, toddler-style: awesome. http://twitpic.com/2w3jm5
Back to the Future: still SUPERB 25 years later.
Says what it does on the tin. http://twitpic.com/2vsddf
Jesus, those dirty martinis were strong; even the magical cure of Japanese food has not equalised its effects. Will need bacon tomorrow…
For regular followers, please note sarcasm; thank you, and good day.
Yo, American friends, @4LionsFilm is out Nov. 5th; trailer’s up now: http://bit.ly/b4eRPZ Go see the film. Trust me on this.
Turf Dancing In The Rain: http://bit.ly/alDJcs Utterly, utterly beautiful. If you watch one video today, let this be it.
Yes, being female I’m obv obsessed w/ my weight. RT @Shak6o9 Gosh, you love your bacon! Just be careful! It goes to the hips!!@girlonetrack
There shall be bacon, and it shall be mine.
Emailing people when drunk is wrong, but, alas, feels oh-so-right.
Still writing emails. Google Goggles can bite me on the arse. (There’s enough to go around.)
Almost forgot! Everyone should wish the fabulous @ScreenJabber a very Happy Birthday! Fill his @ replies with well wishes!
Going to bed before I email anything I will regret. (Besides what I’ve already sent tonight, that is.)
Beautiful, saddening essay on ‘killer’ whales by @thisbrokenwheel: http://bit.ly/9ARs5F
Tonging (NB. Not tonguing) my hair for Marty McFly.
RT from last night because, well, COME ON. Gentlemen, something for the weekend? http://bit.ly/adsMOi
I realise my last tweet ages me, but who cares? It’s. freakin’. BAGPUSS. LIVE. OMG. WTF. FFS. ETC. http://bit.ly/dCR8W7
Chart of Mark Zuckerberg’s Emotional State: http://bit.ly/atyWJc
I need to borrow someone’s children for the day. It’s BAGPUSS: http://bit.ly/dCR8W7
I think the first comment on this Jezebel post says it all really: http://t.co/ryFyRqp via @claireinclapham
Don Draper and I. (via MadMenYourself.com) http://twitpic.com/2vg7p8
Where’re all the Facebook “I like” updates from men talking about cars to raise awareness about testicular cancer? Oh. Right.
Immortalised by the fantastic Kipper Williams© (reprinted with permission). Four years on, I’m still sniggering. http://twitpic.com/2vfknb
Quangos, visualised: http://bit.ly/bFwzGO That’s a LOT of money…
Like David Tennant? He’s in Celebrity Autobiography tonight http://bit.ly/b1NdK7 It’s a very funny show, I recommend it. #fb
RT @oliverburkeman: Apols for a.m. RT, but those in other time zones mustn’t be deprived this video of a man practicing his smiling: htt …
Thinking of de-friending anyone who does a “likes it” status update on FB. Handbags the best way to draw attention to breast cancer? Please.
Last year it was bras, this year handbags. Because women consist of ACCESSORIES. Like a pair of TITS. Fight cancer: donate to a charity, OK?