Sorry, it applies to ALL people who work from home; we’re a lost cause.
What can you say about this? Unfair, unjust, unbelievable. http://bit.ly/g3U5hh
That last tweet was for all self-employed writers, obv.
This is actually my life: @RealDMitchell & @RealRobertWebb on working from home: http://bit.ly/aGjoXf
There need to be two wires for the internet: one for porn and one for work; the latter automatically - helpfully - disconnecting the former.
Salivating over various geeky toys at @Firebox.
Personally, I’m looking forward to the climax I’ll have biting into a cake called “Meh”.
I almost had a heart attack when I saw an advertisment for a yoghurt called “Nom”. THEY HAVE STOLEN OUR INTERNET. Fuckers.
Oops. Happens to us all. RT @encratica: Just said ‘orgasms’ when I meant ‘algorithms’ in an A-level lesson.
There will be blood. RT @thesvelteone: @girlonetrack Wait for the ‘HAZ CHEEZEBURGER’ coming to a fast food outlet near YOU!
RT @SosieBear: @girlonetrack pls help publicise? Calling All Women!Join @WomenVsCuts TONIGHT at 5pm outside Treasury http://bit.ly/efgQx …
O hai snow.
85% cocoa chocolate: COME TO MAMA.
RT @JamesCoyne: Horror film idea: sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen, and they have to melt bits of themselves to escap …
RT @MissBlairyBaby: Currently reading ‘Girl With A One Track Mind’ by Abby Lee..its makes Belle De Jour look like a nun #sluttyread
Fifth chest infection of 2010, woohoo!
RT @asjb: Great firewall of Australia now protects citizens from freedom of speech. A disgusting abuse of power. #wikileaks http://bit.l …
RT @asjb: woah! Australian govt adds Wikileaks to banned website list. $11k/day fine for linking to it. http://bit.ly/frIT6R /via @mary …
Thank fuck everyone has shut the fuck up about the fucking X Factor, for fuck’s sake.
It’s so cold in this flat I’ve had to leave the red wine next to the radiator so it warms up to a drinkable temperature. Brr.
RT @MySpace__Tom: Hello? Hello? So this is where you all got to. I am glad I have found you all again. I was so alone.
We switched off Kick Ass 45 minutes in; neither of us could stand a second more. Go on, unfollow me: I know you want to.
Science journalists, please pay attention: http://bit.ly/etA4nS (Don’t forget the red button.) cc @giagia @bengoldacre
Newspeak at its best. RT @krishgm: Police: “an appropriate and proportionate tactic at that time…The police horses were trotting.”
RT @sianberry: Good grief! RT @Cavalorn Toxic extinguisher fired at students by police medic http://bit.ly/eP5FZx This is just frigging …
They were KIDS. RT @scatatkins Shocking video of police charging demonstrators, didn’t see this anywhere on the news http://bit.ly/hClxLU
Honey-roasted cashews are evil incarnate. (Delicious little fuckers.)
I absolutely, definitely, should not have any dealings with the outside world until I have at least a triple-shot of coffee in my body.
“There’s no photography allowed here, m’am.” Yeah, whatever. http://twitpic.com/3a4hc6
Inspirational speeches by young volunteers at @BrookCharity’s reception. Why is it so hard for society to empower them with info about sex?
On the way to @BrookCharity’s Parliamentary reception at the House of Lords.
In case anyone doesn’t yet know: central London is GRIDLOCKED right now. Stay at home. Keep warm. Eat chocolate. Or something.
Negative: I’ve only managed to eat a small macaroon today. Positive: I now own a purple corset. Bright side, etc.
Thanking @tweetalondoncab and @jimstaxi for the brilliant service.
Watched Nathan Barley again last night. Still laughing at the line “Trashbat.co.ck is like the 9/11 of the mind.”
Thanking @MonsoonTweets for delivery of a very sexy pair of silver heels. I’m not a ‘shoe person’, but these are a bit phwoar, frankly.
RT @cakeriot: @girlonetrack We’re organising peaceful cake-based protests across the globe on December 5, will you back them? http://bit …
RT @charlesarthur: Linkage: Why Isn’t #demo2010 Trending On Twitter? « Student Activism http://bit.ly/epcHNM #fb
He’s just returned with eggs, 85% cocoa dark chocolate, French Fancies and Private Eye; I’ve now forgiven him his cupcake theft.
In other news, holy father of fuck, it is COLD.
Darling, if you’re checking Twitter whilst you’re out, search on my name and you’ll see that you OWE ME CUPCAKES. P.S. Might need bacon.
The egg shop is 5 mins away; the eggs will be used for omelettes, not cupcakes, upon his return.
My boyfriend reckons going to the shops to get eggs whilst I stay in bed makes up for him eating our last 4 cupcakes. Do you agree, Twitter?
You are all right: I should insist he cooks me some new ones. Bloody cupcake thief.
RT @_Ms_R: @jon @girlonetrack Sadly it’s a fake: http://www.ostwestf4le.de/2010/11/23/geburt-eines-kindes-in-berlin-google-street-view-w …
RT @jon: Just a girl. Giving birth. On google street view. http://bit.ly/iiEyWK
Fighting over who gets to play the (fucking incredible and beautifully designed) TRON: Legacy game app on my iPhone.
At the interval in @xanneroo & @bennylicious’ show. Great so far, loads of laughs; thanks guys!