What can you say about this? Unfair, unjust, unbelievable. http://bit.ly/g3U5hh
Salivating over various geeky toys at @Firebox.
This is actually my life: @RealDMitchell & @RealRobertWebb on working from home: http://bit.ly/aGjoXf
Sorry, it applies to ALL people who work from home; we’re a lost cause.
There need to be two wires for the internet: one for porn and one for work; the latter automatically - helpfully - disconnecting the former.
That last tweet was for all self-employed writers, obv.
RT @SosieBear: @girlonetrack pls help publicise? Calling All Women!Join @WomenVsCuts TONIGHT at 5pm outside Treasury http://bit.ly/efgQx …
I almost had a heart attack when I saw an advertisment for a yoghurt called “Nom”. THEY HAVE STOLEN OUR INTERNET. Fuckers.
Oops. Happens to us all. RT @encratica: Just said ‘orgasms’ when I meant ‘algorithms’ in an A-level lesson.
Personally, I’m looking forward to the climax I’ll have biting into a cake called “Meh”.
There will be blood. RT @thesvelteone: @girlonetrack Wait for the ‘HAZ CHEEZEBURGER’ coming to a fast food outlet near YOU!
O hai snow.
RT @MissBlairyBaby: Currently reading ‘Girl With A One Track Mind’ by Abby Lee..its makes Belle De Jour look like a nun #sluttyread
RT @JamesCoyne: Horror film idea: sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen, and they have to melt bits of themselves to escap …
85% cocoa chocolate: COME TO MAMA.
Fifth chest infection of 2010, woohoo!
RT @asjb: woah! Australian govt adds Wikileaks to banned website list. $11k/day fine for linking to it. http://bit.ly/frIT6R /via @mary …
RT @asjb: Great firewall of Australia now protects citizens from freedom of speech. A disgusting abuse of power. #wikileaks http://bit.l …
Thank fuck everyone has shut the fuck up about the fucking X Factor, for fuck’s sake.
It’s so cold in this flat I’ve had to leave the red wine next to the radiator so it warms up to a drinkable temperature. Brr.
RT @MySpace__Tom: Hello? Hello? So this is where you all got to. I am glad I have found you all again. I was so alone.
We switched off Kick Ass 45 minutes in; neither of us could stand a second more. Go on, unfollow me: I know you want to.
Newspeak at its best. RT @krishgm: Police: “an appropriate and proportionate tactic at that time…The police horses were trotting.”
Science journalists, please pay attention: http://bit.ly/etA4nS (Don’t forget the red button.) cc @giagia @bengoldacre
I absolutely, definitely, should not have any dealings with the outside world until I have at least a triple-shot of coffee in my body.
Honey-roasted cashews are evil incarnate. (Delicious little fuckers.)
RT @sianberry: Good grief! RT @Cavalorn Toxic extinguisher fired at students by police medic http://bit.ly/eP5FZx This is just frigging …
They were KIDS. RT @scatatkins Shocking video of police charging demonstrators, didn’t see this anywhere on the news http://bit.ly/hClxLU
Inspirational speeches by young volunteers at @BrookCharity’s reception. Why is it so hard for society to empower them with info about sex?
"There’s no photography allowed here, m’am." Yeah, whatever. http://twitpic.com/3a4hc6
In case anyone doesn’t yet know: central London is GRIDLOCKED right now. Stay at home. Keep warm. Eat chocolate. Or something.
Thanking @tweetalondoncab and @jimstaxi for the brilliant service.
On the way to @BrookCharity’s Parliamentary reception at the House of Lords.
RT @cakeriot: @girlonetrack We’re organising peaceful cake-based protests across the globe on December 5, will you back them? http://bit …
Thanking @MonsoonTweets for delivery of a very sexy pair of silver heels. I’m not a ‘shoe person’, but these are a bit phwoar, frankly.
Watched Nathan Barley again last night. Still laughing at the line “Trashbat.co.ck is like the 9/11 of the mind.”
Negative: I’ve only managed to eat a small macaroon today. Positive: I now own a purple corset. Bright side, etc.
RT @charlesarthur: Linkage: Why Isn’t #demo2010 Trending On Twitter? « Student Activism http://bit.ly/epcHNM #fb
Darling, if you’re checking Twitter whilst you’re out, search on my name and you’ll see that you OWE ME CUPCAKES. P.S. Might need bacon.
My boyfriend reckons going to the shops to get eggs whilst I stay in bed makes up for him eating our last 4 cupcakes. Do you agree, Twitter?
The egg shop is 5 mins away; the eggs will be used for omelettes, not cupcakes, upon his return.
You are all right: I should insist he cooks me some new ones. Bloody cupcake thief.
In other news, holy father of fuck, it is COLD.
He’s just returned with eggs, 85% cocoa dark chocolate, French Fancies and Private Eye; I’ve now forgiven him his cupcake theft.
Fighting over who gets to play the (fucking incredible and beautifully designed) TRON: Legacy game app on my iPhone.
RT @_Ms_R: @jon @girlonetrack Sadly it’s a fake: http://www.ostwestf4le.de/2010/11/23/geburt-eines-kindes-in-berlin-google-street-view-w …
RT @jon: Just a girl. Giving birth. On google street view. http://bit.ly/iiEyWK
At the interval in @xanneroo & @bennylicious’ show. Great so far, loads of laughs; thanks guys!