It’s late: I need to change from EDT. Or, alternatively, go somewhere where it is EDT.
RT @libby_brooks: Fat white middle-aged blokes on Newsnight. Again. Yay to the political future. « It’s like a very dull Biscuit Game.
RT @HamHighArts: Interview with sex blogger Zoe Margolis ‘The Girl With A One Track Mind’ in this Thursday’s paper - take a seat before …
What’s the level one achieves after “cynicism”? I think I’ve just reached it.
RT @sianberry: Want to kick out Charles “No #No2ID” Clarke? Help his enemies here; I’ve donated, will you? http://tinyurl.com/stopclarke
What’s the polite way to say to your parents “Stop fucking sending me PowerPoint files to download that you’ve been forwarded via email”?
The slack I am currently cutting someone is so slack I don’t think I’ve got any more to cut.
Want to make your voice heard on #DEBill? Help pressure MPs to reject bill via these ads; I’ve donated, will you? http://bit.ly/bxhAqX to
It’s taken me approx 13 hours to get through both Mesrine films (4.5 hr dur.) and not solely due to my drooling over Vincent Cassel, honest.
RT @TomRado: @girlonetrack you are meant to talk about sex « If unhappy, I suggest you send back your membership to obtain a full refund.
Has anyone set up an app for tactical voting (eg. for a hung Parliament) for the UK General Election?
Great job, @krishgm. #askthechancellors
Osborne is clearly wearing a very absorbent nappy. #askthechancellors
George Osborne: obviously a vampire. #askthechancellors
Somebody needs to stake him; I’m just saying. #askthechancellors
LOVE this: the @stephenfry alarm clock http://voco.uk.com [via @jilltwiss and about three dozen others.]
RT @emily_le: I have to ask myself, what would @girlonetrack do? « Hiding under the duvet, ignoring the ‘phone, is often a good choice.
http://twitpic.com/1bqzdu - I might take HSBC up on their “Important” offer; will it have a happy ending?
RT @jsmooth995: http://twitpic.com/1bml9a - My cat tried to send a tweet while I was out, but she had a little trouble with the 140 char …
Oh dear, hours of timewasting ahead, I fear: http://www.poocam.co.uk
Spike Jonze’s “I’m Here” - a robot love story - full length version: http://bit.ly/4YkaDP Stand by: tear ducts in full activation mode.
Trying to explain to someone why he (centrist libertarian) and I (feminist socialist) dating would never work.
When I visit http://theyworkforyou.com and look up my MP, all I want to do is punch him for his atrocious voting record; that can’t be good.
RT @OpenRightsGroup: 100s SENDING NEW #DEBIll letter: The #DEBill is going to lose them votes: http://bit.ly/debatethebill
OMG: Sushi Cat. http://bit.ly/d5LFfB (Warning: addictive.) via @hendopolis
http://twitpic.com/1bb77i - Civilised tea. Yum.
This is fab: Seven Reasons To Date A Geek Boy http://bit.ly/clP8Dz I wholeheartedly agree. Now I just need to find me a geek boy…
Well, I tried. But with Stephen Timms MP in another studio it made it difficult to punch him. Er, I mean ask him direct questions. #debill
Off to Sky News now, on air between 7pm & 8pm. I’ll put as many of your #debill #zmdebill Qs to Stephen Timms MP as I can.
To @Carmdg and others: Sky News and Sky News’ Technology Unplugged run from 7pm to 8pm tonight; not sure which bit Stephen Timms MP is in…
Reading a story I’ll be debating on Sky later and seething at its sexism. I may have to punch someone; watch out Stephen Timms. (I jest.)
LISTEN UP: I’m on Sky News with Stephen Timms MP (Digital Economy Bill) tonight. @ me your Qs w/ tag #zmdebill & I’ll pick best to ask. (RT)
Another reminder: If you feel strongly about #debill, then send me Qs (w/ tag #zmdebill) for me to ask Stephen Timms MP tonight on Sky News.
Watching a couple snog in the corner; I wonder how many #Twestival babies there will be after tonight?
Finally in a cab rushing to #LDNTwestival. Hope I don’t miss it all…
Can someone near @evarley at #LDNTwestival please tell her I’ll be there in 10 mins. Thanks!
The balance between wanting to file accurate word count, or filing 10% over it, knowing 10% will be cut anyway, is a difficult one.
RT @LDNTwestival: 4:40hrs to #LDNTwestival - prize delivery from @girlonetrack http://flic.kr/p/7NkSiN (via @rachelclarke)
RT @silverAJ: http://twitpic.com/1atkxc - @traumata, @girlonetrack & I in the bar after her talk! thanks v much Zoe! x « Thank you!
It’s my Macbook Pro’s 4th birthday. Thank you @damianjennings & @asjb for converting me - and for ensuring my slots are in working order.
RT @AIannucci: So Cameron quotes Malcolm Tucker’s ‘Baldermort’ insult in Commons speech? Anyone got his e-mail so I can bill him £5? #be …
RT @PoppyD What you could win at tonight’s #LDNTwestival http://bit.ly/9XRvWN « I’ll be at @LdnTwestival signing books for the winners.
This is great: On Internet Dating…And Farting. http://bit.ly/cVvw7x
RT @evarley: If you haven’t yet bought your ticket, or donated to #LDNTwestival, this is why you might want to: http://ow.ly/1qu86c
I know @evarley and @ldntwestival team have been *incredibly* hard at work for #twestival: congrats to you all for what’ll be a fab night.
Where’s my dinner, ‘eh? Oh. Being single sucks.
Could someone please make me some dinner and have it ready for when I return home in 20 mins. Payment in sarcasm and kisses. Thanks.
About to arrive at Soho Theatre for tonight’s talk. Need whisky. Also, painkillers.
Talking about sex, writing and feminism with Liz Hoggard (Evening Standard) tonight: http://bit.ly/bMTJmv Come! (Not literally.) #fb
Just rec’d lovely email from a woman saying my book helped “undo” her Baptist upbringing & that she feels good about sex now. Atheist WIN.