RT: @TomKonkle Some of my favourite foods are vegetarians.
(Sorry to any vegetarians who may follow me; I occasionally get these murderous meat urges. Luckily I do not live on the African plains.)
To (badly) paraphrase Mae West: “There are ten men outside, waiting to come in? I couldn’t eat them all - send three of them home.”
Aviation experts may call it “cockpit distraction”, but we all know what they really mean is “blow job”: http://bit.ly/2eB4GD
Compare this http://bit.ly/15SCOe with this http://bit.ly/1RLorc. Time to eat the (British) rich, I say.
On days like today, when I’m working & it’s so miserable out, I’d be screwed without my full spectrum daylight bulb - http://bit.ly/24RPbu.
Congratulations, Technorati, on your relaunch. In 6 yrs you’ve gone from a great site to the biggest pile of unworkable shit ever. Fuckwads.
Nice to see @EdByrneComedian wearing a Devil’s Tower T-shirt from @lastexitshirts on HIGNFY tonight: I love their stuff. (He was funny too.)
My mum: “Is YouTube the thing I watch?” Me: “I don’t know.” My mum: “What’s the thing I don’t watch?” Me: “Vimeo?” My mum: “That’s it.”
I’ve got another 10 invites to Brizzly: first ten people to @ me w/ their email addresses get ‘em. http://bit.ly/9lfWt
