Girl with a One Track Mind

Infographic: Internet speeds and costs around the world http://bit.ly/3simno UK’s rank is...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:48:33 +0000

Infographic: Internet speeds and costs around the world http://bit.ly/3simno UK’s rank is unsurprising, but disappointing.

Trying to figure out if @LeDonk is Paddy Considine in character http://bit.ly/4yMh6E or Warp...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:06:31 +0000

Trying to figure out if @LeDonk is Paddy Considine in character http://bit.ly/4yMh6E or Warp Films’ PR/social media dept doing a bad job.

RT @damianjennings Fuck. 5pm and dark. FUCK YOU WINTER. FUCK YOU IN THE FACE.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:06:30 +0000

RT @damianjennings Fuck. 5pm and dark. FUCK YOU WINTER. FUCK YOU IN THE FACE.

Funny: London Tube map for tourists: http://bit.ly/oKBoo [via @linkmachinego]

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:02:50 +0000

Funny: London Tube map for tourists: http://bit.ly/oKBoo [via @linkmachinego]

And now you know why you see so many one-legged pigeons: http://bit.ly/GPrmu

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:47:07 +0000

And now you know why you see so many one-legged pigeons: http://bit.ly/GPrmu

People who describe themselves as “funny” are generally anything but.

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:49:56 +0000

People who describe themselves as “funny” are generally anything but.

RT @atkinsc99 Starsuckers’ lawyers have seen off #CarterRuck & Max Clifford - film will be...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:49:56 +0000

RT @atkinsc99 Starsuckers’ lawyers have seen off #CarterRuck & Max Clifford - film will be screened uncut. «Hooray!

Here’s a different perspective: a video history of male nudity in sci-fi: http://bit.ly/rwd3G...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:08:10 +0100

Here’s a different perspective: a video history of male nudity in sci-fi: http://bit.ly/rwd3G [NSFW, but it’s the WEEKEND]

Just perused 80 posts in “straight” category on Fleshbot: only ONE was about a man. And...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:34:36 +0100

Just perused 80 posts in “straight” category on Fleshbot: only ONE was about a man. And that was in ‘cougar’ context. Sexist porn: FUCK OFF.

Craving a rare steak so badly that if a gazelle happened across my path, I might be tempted to rip...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:01:28 +0100

Craving a rare steak so badly that if a gazelle happened across my path, I might be tempted to rip its neck apart, lion-style. Yum.

To (badly) paraphrase Mae West: “There are ten men outside, waiting to come in? I...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:01:27 +0100

To (badly) paraphrase Mae West: “There are ten men outside, waiting to come in? I couldn’t eat them all - send three of them home.”

RT: @TomKonkle Some of my favourite foods are vegetarians.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:01:27 +0100

RT: @TomKonkle Some of my favourite foods are vegetarians.

(Sorry to any vegetarians who may follow me; I occasionally get these murderous meat urges. Luckily...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:01:27 +0100

(Sorry to any vegetarians who may follow me; I occasionally get these murderous meat urges. Luckily I do not live on the African plains.)

Aviation experts may call it “cockpit distraction”, but we all know what they really...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:53:21 +0100

Aviation experts may call it “cockpit distraction”, but we all know what they really mean is “blow job”: http://bit.ly/2eB4GD

Compare this http://bit.ly/15SCOe with this http://bit.ly/1RLorc. Time to eat the (British) rich, I...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:22:28 +0100

Compare this http://bit.ly/15SCOe with this http://bit.ly/1RLorc. Time to eat the (British) rich, I say.

On days like today, when I’m working & it’s so miserable out, I’d be screwed...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:06:48 +0100

On days like today, when I’m working & it’s so miserable out, I’d be screwed without my full spectrum daylight bulb - http://bit.ly/24RPbu.

Congratulations, Technorati, on your relaunch. In 6 yrs you’ve gone from a great site to the...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:10:45 +0100

Congratulations, Technorati, on your relaunch. In 6 yrs you’ve gone from a great site to the biggest pile of unworkable shit ever. Fuckwads.

Nice to see @EdByrneComedian wearing a Devil’s Tower T-shirt from @lastexitshirts on HIGNFY...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:16:46 +0100

Nice to see @EdByrneComedian wearing a Devil’s Tower T-shirt from @lastexitshirts on HIGNFY tonight: I love their stuff. (He was funny too.)

My mum: “Is YouTube the thing I watch?” Me: “I don’t know.” My mum:...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:23:42 +0100

My mum: “Is YouTube the thing I watch?” Me: “I don’t know.” My mum: “What’s the thing I don’t watch?” Me: “Vimeo?” My mum: “That’s it.”

I’ve got another 10 invites to Brizzly: first ten people to @ me w/ their email addresses get...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:59:13 +0100

I’ve got another 10 invites to Brizzly: first ten people to @ me w/ their email addresses get ‘em. http://bit.ly/9lfWt